Monday, 8 September 2014

Crimewatching - Have you seen this man?

On this episode of CrimeWatching - Bike Rape Alert!

The polize: 
"We are appealing for witnesses after a series of serious bicycle rapes. We believe the man below may hold valuable information. If anyone can identify the man in the picture, please call 1800-bike-rape. Please do not attempt to stop this man on your own. He is known to be very smiley and hardcore on a bike rape. He is also armed with a dangerous BBC weapon and tenga egg"


First, he rides the unsuspecting bike victim to a darker spot

He proceeds to mount the victim...

At this point, he produces a series of furious and aggressive jerks on the bike victim

He ensures his weapon position and substance is sprayed all over on the bike seat

He then lets out a long and satisfied moan..aahhhhhhhhhhhh....

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